Welcome to the Atlanta Friends Group Fantasy Re-Cap PART:II. If you're just joining us, you haven't missed much. It'll take just a few seconds to catch you up: Meide lost in epic fashion to Petey, squashing his Fantasy hope again for the 5th year in a row; Both Curran Teams are in the hunt for a Championship, Tacy had a Shakespearean fall from grace they will be writing tragedies about for years to come, and Yudell's team finished Dead Last. Again.
That about sums it all up. Make sense? Ok, on to the recap.
Once again, Ladies first:
That about sums it all up. Make sense? Ok, on to the recap.
Once again, Ladies first:
TROPHY WIVES CLUB
Week 15 saw the 1st round of the Trophy Wives' Club - 8 teams battling it out for supremacy in their 2nd Annual Tournament. In proper Re-Cap form, let's Re-cap my predictions from last week's Re-Cap..
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I predicted last week:
"Back That Pass Up whips the shit out of Forte Shades of Grey, Sacks in the City slams Dez Nuts into the ground; Victorious Secret sinks the Gina Marie, and Bangs, Bangs, Bangs flushes Upper Deckers' dreams straight down the crapper. (Yes, Puns intended) Then again, I also go into every weekend thinking the Jaguars are going to win, so I might not completely understand how football works."
Looks like my predictions were 75% accurate.
Well done to the Final Four - you make winning look good!!
Week 15 saw the 1st round of the Trophy Wives' Club - 8 teams battling it out for supremacy in their 2nd Annual Tournament. In proper Re-Cap form, let's Re-cap my predictions from last week's Re-Cap..
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I predicted last week:
"Back That Pass Up whips the shit out of Forte Shades of Grey, Sacks in the City slams Dez Nuts into the ground; Victorious Secret sinks the Gina Marie, and Bangs, Bangs, Bangs flushes Upper Deckers' dreams straight down the crapper. (Yes, Puns intended) Then again, I also go into every weekend thinking the Jaguars are going to win, so I might not completely understand how football works."
Looks like my predictions were 75% accurate.
- (#8) Back That Pass Up demolished (#1) Forte Shades of Grey 123.81 - 101.81. The main difference maker? The Washington Redskins. (Wouldn't have guessed I'd be typing that at any point this season). Back That Pass Up relied on DeSean Jackson & Jordan Reed's 45.95 points.
- (#2) Sacks in the City kicked (#7) Dez Nuts to the curb winning 139.61-11.79. Despite the historic game of Dez Nuts' QB Teddy Bridgewater (40.94 pts!!), it was the clutch play of Matt Stafford (28 pts) and Arizona's Defense (26 pts against the Eagles) that led Sacks to this victory
- (#3) Victorious Secret thoroughly embarrassed (#6) Captain Gina Marie 152.13 - 87.80 .With the high score of the week, Victorious Secret was firing on all cylinders having all players outscore their projections except Jax RB Denard Robinson. I hope Nicole bought you dinner before bending you over like that,
- (#4) Upper Decker took a heavy deuce on former champion (#5) Bangs, Bangs, Bangs, with a final score of 99.34 - 87.33. Led by Buffalo WR/FSU Alum Sammy Watkins (25.35 pts) and the Bengals D (24pts), AJJ's squad squashed the hopes of a repeat and opened the stage for a new Champion to emerge this year.
Well done to the Final Four - you make winning look good!!
Unfortunately, only 2 of you will remain champions for the next few hours, the other 2 are destined to fade into obscurity and be forgotten quicker than Vince young's career. (**crickets**).
Week 16 officially kicked off Thursday Night with The Raiders vs San Diego, and continued last night with Washington vs Philly. For those dumb enough to Start Amari Cooper I pity you (yup, I did that) and if you had Kirk Cousins, I hope you started him (nope, I didn't - but we'll get in to that in the guys re-cap)
While Captain Gina Marie Bangs, Bangs, Bangs, Dez Nuts and Forte Shades of Grey all play for the who cares, it's not 1st place award, the main events are as follows:
Here's how I see things panning out:
Back That Pass Up upsets the #2 seed Sacks in the City with or without a replacement for Odell, and Victorious Secret bitch-slaps Upper Decker out of contention. Come next week, it will Be Back That Pass Up battling it out for the much coveted trophy. Not to toot my horn, but I was pretty damn accurate last week. But then again, I make this up as I go.
While Captain Gina Marie Bangs, Bangs, Bangs, Dez Nuts and Forte Shades of Grey all play for the who cares, it's not 1st place award, the main events are as follows:
- (#2) Sacks in the City (STC) vs (#8) Back That Pass Up (BTP) Last week BTP shocked the Women's League by taking out the Champ with ease. Will her winning streak continue as she faces STC? IF you go by records, shouldn't happen - but early projections as of right now are giving BTP the clear advantage. Is it because BTP has a stacked team hungry for a Championship? Or is it because STC forgot to sub out Odell Beckham Jr? Probably the last one. Well, that and she is off to a fantastic lead thanks to the help of Jordan Reed's 28.15 pts against the Eagles Saturday Night. Projections currently 118.48-89.25 in favor of BTP.
- (#3) Victorious Secret (VS) vs (#4) Upper Decker (UD) OTP vs ITP. Curran vs Johnson. Blonde vs Burnette...Good vs...well Good. This head-to-head match-up pits the studly line-up the VS squad of QB Blake Bortles, WR Antonio Brown, and RB Todd Gurley against the heavyweights of UD, including RB Adrian Petersen, WR Sammy Watkins & the unstoppable D of the Cincinnati Bengals. Projections currently 114.64-102.36, edge going to VS.
Here's how I see things panning out:
Back That Pass Up upsets the #2 seed Sacks in the City with or without a replacement for Odell, and Victorious Secret bitch-slaps Upper Decker out of contention. Come next week, it will Be Back That Pass Up battling it out for the much coveted trophy. Not to toot my horn, but I was pretty damn accurate last week. But then again, I make this up as I go.
Side Note: It's worth mentioning that Mrs Ogbaratta is currently leading an all-dudes' league and fighting her way to a Championship. More on that next week.
Now that we covered the Ladies, it's on to the Men's Re-Cap:
Now that we covered the Ladies, it's on to the Men's Re-Cap:
SEMINOLE FLUID
Week 15 came down to the Final Four - MussBuss went head to head against Fullman, and I faced off against 🐒💨. Again to Re-Cap the Re-Cap..
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Last week I predicted
"Muss-Buss the edge in favorable match-ups, and see him taking this one." and..."I think I got this one and will be fighting next week for my 1st Championship title in Seminole Fluid." Well, I was 1/2 right.
Here's how it went down:
Week 15 came down to the Final Four - MussBuss went head to head against Fullman, and I faced off against 🐒💨. Again to Re-Cap the Re-Cap..
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Last week I predicted
"Muss-Buss the edge in favorable match-ups, and see him taking this one." and..."I think I got this one and will be fighting next week for my 1st Championship title in Seminole Fluid." Well, I was 1/2 right.
Here's how it went down:
- (#1) Boomshakalaka (BS) destroyed (#4) MB2 MF1 PM1 MM0 (Muss) 101.76-86.66; ending the MussBuss' hopes of adding another Championship to his Trophy Case. BS was led by the Kansas City Def scoring 21 pts - the most of any contributor for either teams this week. MussBuss' problems started with his faith in Fitzpartick and the Jets, and ended with leaving 51+pts on the bench. That's just bad team management! Then again, it can be hard to decide which RB to start when you have 7 on your overall roster. Congrats to Fullman, who moves on to fight for his 2nd Championship.
- (#2) Cleveland Steamers (Me) annihilated (#3) PFFFFFFFFT (🐒💨) in a win for the ages scoring 125.88-103.56. Led by the smooth moves of WR Antonio Brown, (30.9 pts) and the nasty New England Def (18pts) my boys came to play! 🐒💨's faith in the Jets ultimately was his downfall as well, as he started 2 Jets RB (Ivory & Powll) as well as an underwhelming Brandon Marshall. Having knocked that Jabroni out of the way, it's on to bigger and better things for this guy!!
On to the Championship:
Here's how I see things panning out::
MussBuss boasts the best RB squad in our League and 🐒💨 is already off to a sad start with San Diego TE Antonio Brown only putting up 1.1 pt...In the End, MussBuss fights his way to 3rd place taking out the #3 seed 🐒💨.
And as for this years' Seminole Fluid Champion - ...This Guy!!It won't be easy, but with a squad made up of Tom Brady, Devonta Freeman & Antonio Brown, I see a Championship in Cleveland Steamers' future I got a good feeling about this - it's my Championship for the taking!! Then again, I'm usually wrong when it comes to picking the winners (Just ask Pete ad his Fancy Dinners...I'll get to that tomorrow).
Will I be right? Probably not - but at least I'm optimistic.
- (#1) Boomshakalaka (BS) vs (#2) Cleveland Steamers (Me) - As I mentioned earlier, this jackass made a last minute change benching Michael Crabtree (9.90 pts) in favor of Amari Cooper (1 pt) on Thursday night. I also left Kirk Cousins (32.5pts) on the bench last night...basically giving BS the perfect opportunity to take this one as I botched the chance to jump to a 43pt lead. Lucky for me though I picked up the Skins Def at last minute getting me right back in the game with 15 pts against Philly last night. Will that matter? Who knows. In the end, this match up could come down to 3 games: Arizona vs Green Bay (as BS is Starting QB Carson Palmer & RB Eddie Lacey); Jacksonville vs New Orleans (as I'm starting WR Allen Robinson & TE Ben Watson) and who Big Ben decides to throw to - BS has Martavius Bryant, I have Antonio Brown. Early Yahoo Projecctions have me (107.97-101.77)
- The battle for 3rd place will also take place this weekend as (#4) MB2 MF1 PM1 MM0 (Muss) goes head to head against (#3) PFFFFFFFFT (🐒💨). Quick prediction: It's not 1st, so no one cares. Yahoo Projections have MussBuss taking it (94.72-86.99)
Here's how I see things panning out::
MussBuss boasts the best RB squad in our League and 🐒💨 is already off to a sad start with San Diego TE Antonio Brown only putting up 1.1 pt...In the End, MussBuss fights his way to 3rd place taking out the #3 seed 🐒💨.
And as for this years' Seminole Fluid Champion - ...This Guy!!It won't be easy, but with a squad made up of Tom Brady, Devonta Freeman & Antonio Brown, I see a Championship in Cleveland Steamers' future I got a good feeling about this - it's my Championship for the taking!! Then again, I'm usually wrong when it comes to picking the winners (Just ask Pete ad his Fancy Dinners...I'll get to that tomorrow).
Will I be right? Probably not - but at least I'm optimistic.
Well that's it for the Re-Cap. Thanks for sticking around to the end if you did. Goodluck to everyone playing this week and may the Gods of Fantasy look down on you favorably this weekend.
